After many dreadful months of agony, the heavens have parted and the Pearly White Beast has finally erupted through my precious baby girls' gums. The entire family is triumphantly patting themselves on the back for surviving through this ordeal. Now only 2 more years of misery and 19 more teeth to go! Oh wait, and then your hard earned efforts fall out and you start all over again. What a genuis process.
So for those of you out there that innocently and admiringly say "Aaah, how cute! Her first tooth!". We'll be more than thrilled to send the Pearly White Beast to your home next.
If you look close, you'll see it on the bottom! Aaah, how cute! :-)
Look out Tooth Fairy...I hope you're getting some of the "$$Stimulus Package$$." Before this girl is done with you, you're going to need a lot of dimes.....Or what is the going rate now for "Pillow Payments?"
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