It's as crazy as a Zoo.
But it also has similar occupants:
Some are mini humans.
Others are big humans.
And the rest are animals.
And I'm not talking about pets.
On a regular basis lately, I run into these creatures.
They were kind enough to make me wait as they crossed a major Anthem street
on Friday morning.
No worries, I'm not late for work or anything.
Take your time.
This is just the beginning of the list.
Some of my other favorite Harbeck Zoo inhabitants include:
The pack of coyotes that live right outside my backyard
howl, mate or perform sacrificial offerings every other night.
It's very soothing to fall asleep to.
Next favorite occupant:
The Friendly Lizard.
These used to freak me out
now I think they're kinda cute.
And they provide entertainment for my kids.
Until they break their tails or drop them on their heads.
I now understand why they can run so fast.
Life Saving Skills.
And finally in the VIP section of the Harbeck Zoo:
The Innocent Cute Bunny.
I thought they were innocent
until they devoured my lawn
and then replaced the grass with their natural fertilizer.
And the final straw, Taylee ate one of their pebbles.
However, their persistence is what landed them the coveted VIP slot.
It doesn't matter how many times we block the fences,
they will ALWAYS find their way back in.
And to punish us for trying to block them,
they'll invite 27 new bunny friends to the party.
I honestly think they liquefy and slip in through microscopic cracks.
There's no other explanation.
If you would like a free tour of the Harbeck Zoo,
visiting hours are Mon-Fri 6am-6pm.
As an added bonus,
we'll even throw in a kids scorpion hunt and maze!
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