Joy to the World
(please hum along for extra cheer)
Joy to the World,
Jer got laid off!
And now he'll be Mr. Mom.
It doesn't come with a big paycheck,
but rather a gift wrapped pink slip.
After 13 years, get a severance plan,
and give your job to a China man.
We love Corporate America;
the land of the unemployed!
I can relate to "Mr. Mom!" Got the "Pink Slip" a few times myself!
ReplyDeleteJeremy, if you ever have this talk with your kids that Jack (Michael Keaton had in the show), I'll never forgive you!!:
"I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they’re great… and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn’t enough. You’re out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you’re strung out on bedspreads Ken. That’s serious."
Get a new job and let the kids keep their "woobies!"